Press Release : Sarah Killian Serial Killer (For Hire!)

 

 

 

Sarah KillianFictional female serial killer shows women can beat the best of Dean Koontz, James Bond, and Jack the Ripper.

Meet Sarah Killian, a professional serial killer (for hire!) with a twisted sense of humor. Sarah Killian is not your average thirty year-old single woman. Foul-mouthed, mean-spirited, and a text-book-case loner. Also, she is a Professional Serial Killer. In this Crime Fiction / Thriller novel with a twisted sense of humor, Sarah works for T.H.E.M. (Trusted Hierarchy of Everyday Murderers), a secret organization of murderers for hire headed up by the mysterious Zeke. You’ll be surprised to learn who their biggest clients are. Conspiracy theories, anyone? But a wrench is thrown into the clockwork of Sarah’s comfortable lifestyle when, on her latest assignment, she is forced to take on an apprentice, Bethany—a bubbly, perky, blonde with a severe case of verbal-vomit. In short, Bethany is everything Sarah is not. Will Sarah be able to adjust and work with her new apprentice, or will she break her contract with T.H.E.M. and murder the buxom bimbo? So if you’re looking for a strong female lead that doesn’t care what you think, in a book similar to the best of Dean Koontz and J.A. Konrath, then look no further than Sarah Killian – Serial Killer (For Hire). Just don’t call her an ‘assassin.’ You might not live long enough to regret it.

 

Sarah Killian Fun Facts:

*Sarah Killian’s pet peeves include men, women, children, and humanity in general.

*Sarah Killian despises long walks on the beach, romantic candlelit dinners, and dating in general.

*Sarah Killian enjoys murdering stuffed animals, hating people, and plunging her knife into the moist flesh of men.

*Men Beware: Sleeping with Sarah Killian more than once increases the chances that she will kill you afterwards.

*Sarah Killian might be a serial killer for hire, but DO NOT call her an assassin if you wish to live.

*Sarah Killian’s favorite means of releasing stress is to viciously slaughter stuffed toys.

*Sarah Killian was conceived on the It’s A Small World Ride at Grad Nite Disneyland.

*One of Sarah Killian’s secret guilty pleasures is the British sci-fi series, Mister What, starring David Brennan.

*The only thing Sarah Killian hates more than a perky blonde bimbo is a perky blonde bimbo singing show tunes.

*Sarah Killian’s boss, Zeke, enjoys impersonating famous cinematic sociopaths. Sarah hates her boss.

 

“T.H.E.M. (Trusted Hierarchy of Everyday Murderers) recruits actual serial killers and uses them to fulfill client requests. In doing so, the serial killers are authorized to not only kill the target, but to eliminate innocents, as necessary, in order to create the illusion of a serial killer being responsible.” – Frank Errington

“Serial Killer for Hire by Mark Sheldon is full of rich and flavorful characters. Mark Sheldon weaves a story with finesse and allows the reader to escape into the world of his characters.” – Mark Miner, Author to Seeds of Death.

 

Available on Amazon: http://getbook.at/SarahK

Dedicated Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/SarahKillianSKForHire/

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