And the winner of the commercial spoof challenge….
SPOOF 6 MONSTERMATCH.COM by Timothy Huguenin
Crickets and other night noises can be heard in the background
WOMAN: What a nice evening for a walk.
WOMAN: Those websites usually set me up with stuffy rich dates. I can’t get to know someone when I’m constantly worrying about how to to hold my fork. But this is nice, the open night air. We can really get to know each other, no superficial things in the way.
WOMAN: I’m sorry, I can’t understand a word you say through that hood. Here, let me help you… Wait… you’re… you’re…
WOMAN: [Runs away screaming]
ANNOUNCER: Are you tired of dating websites always matching you up with the wrong type?
MONSTER: [sadly] Uh-hungh!
ANNOUNCER: Well now your love problems are solved, with MonsterMatch.com!
MONSTER: [intrigued] Uungh?
ANNOUNCER: It’s true! We use a comprehensive 300-point questionnaire covering all the important things, from hobbies, to religion! Scales, skin, or fur! Even your blood type! With MonsterMatch.com, you can be sure to be matched with a date that won’t run away screaming—unless you’re into that sort of thing!
MONSTER: [excited] Uungh!
ANNOUNCER: MonsterMatch.com—Beauty is in the eye… or antennae… or tentacle… of the beholder!
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