Live Action Reviews! by Crystal Connor: The Matriarch

Plotline: After getting into a car crash, pregnant woman Rachel and her husband Matt seek help at a remote Scottish farmhouse. While staying the night with the farmer and his wife, the stranded couple realize the family’s daughter is actually a girl who’d been abducted years ago. Before they can escape, the farmers capture Rachel in order to steal her child.

Who would like it: People who are fans of Lifetime Movie Drama’s and beginner horror fans

High Points: Great premise, lots of potential 

Complaints: Lots of plot holes, and subplots that lead to nowhere

Overall: I thought it was almost ok.

Stars: 2 Stars

Where I watched it: VOD

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Master Imaginationist and Instagram photographer Crystal Connor is the Chief Imagineer working for the Department of Sleep Prevention’s Nightmare Division. A Washington State native she loves anything to do with monsters, bad guys (as in evil-geniuses & super-villains.  Not ‘those’ kind her mother warned her about), rogue scientific experiments, jewelry, sky-high high-heeled shoes & unreasonably priced handbags.

When she’s not terrorizing her fans and racking up frequent flyers miles by gallivanting all over the country attending fan conventions and writer’s conferences she reviews indie horror and science fiction films for both her personal blog and HorrorAddicts.net

She is also considering changing her professional title to dramatization specialist because it is so much more theatrical than being a mere drama queen.

http://wordsmithcrystalconnor.com

http://www.facebook.com/notesfromtheauthor

Download your free copy of …And They All Lived Happily Ever After! from Podiobooks.com and see why the name Crystal Connor has become “A Trusted Name in Terror!” 

http://podiobooks.com/title/and-they-all-lived-happily-ever-after

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Lost Episodes, 1-5 FOUND!

You addicts have been emailing me ever since the Mevio massacre of our episodes to bring back the first season. Well, I finally found episodes 1-13, and so we will be uploading as many of these as we can during our hiatus. Hear how HorrorAddicts.net started way back in 2008, but don’t be too harsh. We were so young in podcasting, it makes us cringe to hear our newbie foibles. If you are still enthused to listen, here are episodes 1-5. And with the ones we’ve uploaded in December and January, this catches us up! There are now no more lost episodes!

Season 1

#001 Jeff Carlson, Monsters

#002 Mike Bennett reading “The Cold Embrace” by Mary Elizabeth Braddon / Suspiria, 1977

#003 Kirk Warrington, The Show /Ginger Snaps Back, 2004

#004 Edward G. Talbot, The Donor / The Hearse, 1980

#005 Greg Crites, Night Of The Living Imbeciles / Shaun Of The Dead, 2004

Lost Episodes, 6-9 FOUND!

You addicts have been emailing me ever since the Mevio massacre of our episodes to bring back the first season. Well, I finally found episodes 1-13, and so we will be uploading as many of these as we can during our hiatus. Hear how HorrorAddicts.net started way back in 2008, but don’t be too harsh. We were so young in podcasting, it makes us cringe to hear our newbie foibles. If you are still enthused to listen, here are episodes 6-9. More to come in February.

Season 1

#009  Michele Roger, Taste of the Dead / Dawn Of The Dead, 1978

 

#008 Arlene Radasky, Forever / Night Of The Comet, 1984

 

#007 Zoe Whitten, Dating In The Post Zombie World / Chopper Chicks In Zombietown, 1991

 

#006 Mark Eller, Hunt Night / Dracula, 1931

Lost Episodes, 10-13 FOUND!

You addicts have been emailing me ever since the Mevio massacre of our episodes to bring back the first season. Well, I finally found episodes 1-13, and so we will be uploading as many of these as we can during our hiatus. Hear how HorrorAddicts.net started way back in 2008, but don’t be too harsh. We were so young in podcasting, it makes us cringe to hear our newbie foibles. If you are still enthused to listen, here are episodes 10-13. More to come in January.

Season 2

#013 Michele Roger, Santa Claws / The Nightmare Before Christmas, 1993

#012 Emerian Rich, The Vampyre (John Polidori)

Season 1

#011 Emerian Rich, Death Of The Machines / Red Dwarf, 1988 (TV)

#010 Keith Latch, A Bump In The Road / Queen Of The Damned, 2002

Live Action Reviews! by Crystal Connor: Aterrados

 

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Master Imaginationist and Instagram photographer Crystal Connor is the Chief Imagineer working for the Department of Sleep Prevention’s Nightmare Division. A Washington State native she loves anything to do with monsters, bad guys (as in evil-geniuses & super-villains.  Not ‘those’ kind her mother warned her about), rogue scientific experiments, jewelry, sky-high high-heeled shoes & unreasonably priced handbags.

She is also considering changing her professional title to dramatization specialist because it so much more theatrical than being a mere drama queen.

http://wordsmithcrystalconnor.com

http://www.facebook.com/notesfromtheauthor

Download your free copy of …And They All Lived Happily Ever After! from Podiobooks.com and see why the name Crystal Connor has become “A Trusted Name in Terror!” 

http://podiobooks.com/title/and-they-all-lived-happily-ever-after

 

Live Action Reviews! by Crystal Connor: What Keeps You Alive

 

Master Imaginationist and Instagram photographer Crystal Connor is the Chief Imagineer working for the Department of Sleep Prevention’s Nightmare Division. A Washington State native she loves anything to do with monsters, bad guys (as in evil-geniuses & super-villains.  Not ‘those’ kind her mother warned her about), rogue scientific experiments, jewelry, sky-high high-heeled shoes & unreasonably priced handbags.

Live Action Reviews! By Crystal Connor: Welcome to Mercy

 

Master Imaginationist and Instagram photographer Crystal Connor is the Chief Imagineer working for the Department of Sleep Prevention’s Nightmare Division. A Washington State native she loves anything to do with monsters, bad guys (as in evil-geniuses & super-villains.  Not ‘those’ kind her mother warned her about), rogue scientific experiments, jewelry, sky-high high-heeled shoes & unreasonably priced handbags.